Rabbits are herbivores, they are small, they are sociable and trainable. They are soft, they are cute, you can take them for walks. They don’t bark or make any other weird noises as far as I know. They are clean. They eat carrots and smell like fresh hay.
I would most definitely consider getting a rabbit as a furry buddy 🙂 Also intriguing is the idea of being a committed canine co-gaurdian in partnership with my brother. Currently, time and space is at a premium, though.